Way to follow your dream...

Hehehe... bye I nak pi follow my dreams

new equation for chemistry (funny)

hahahaa... i should answer this in my chemistry class & for sure my lecturer totally pengsan...

kenapa bini menteri ada banyak baju...

hi readers...

baru2 ni kan kita sambut hari merdeka... masa tgh tengok countdown merdeka kat tv tu.. aku dok sembang ngan mak...

aku : "waahhh best laa jadi bini menteri kan... asyik pakai baju baru je... jarang tgk depa rotate pakai baju sama berulang kali..."

mak : "haaiiissshh tak bleh kata macam tu.. kalau nak ikutkan.. kesian kat depa"

aku : "kesian?? aiikkk dapat pakai baju lawa baru plak tu.. naper plak nak kena kesian??"

mak : "haa laa..cuba u imagine... bini menteri kan ke selalu kena ikut laki depa pi melawat tempat sana sini... hari ni melawat sini.. esok kena pi tempat lain... nanti pak menteri ajak lagi melawat tempat lain plak... so mana ada masa nak basuh baju... tu pasal laa depa kena selalu ada baju baru"

hahahahahahaahha.... serius mak aku buat lawak bengong... yg paling lawak tu.. dia cakap selamba je.. dia x gelak pun... adoiiyyyaaaiii mak aku ni... sempat lagi dia kenakan aku... heheheh tp tu laa tiap kali aku nampak muka bini menteri kat tv mesti aku teringat lawak mak aku tu... mak aku pun tergelak ngan lawak rekaan dia..



kepada korang semua... ni just lawak je ye.. mak aku kenakan aku.. so x de niat nak burukkan mana2 bini menteri...

kalau ye pun nak compare...

hi readers...

well nak citer.. tadi aku ada meeting dengan geng committee untuk mba club kami... nak dijadikan citer... si steven tengah godek email kat laptop dia... lepas tu dia dok mengomel kata laptop dia lama dah... processor slow... aku pun cepat2 laa kata... "laptop i lagi lama... dah nak masuk lima tahun"... si yogess pun menyampuk sama... "ala steven laptop i tu dah 6 tahun pakai.. ok je.. dari zaman degree lagi"

tetiba kawan aku lagi sorang... budak ah gan ni gelak kuat kami duaorg... "hahahahaha apa laa u all ni.. kalau ye pun nak compare.. orang compare teknologi yg latest... ni terbalik plak... siap compare sapa punya lagi lama... hahahaha"

kami semua pun tergelak... ye tak ye jugak.. orang compare yg canggih.. tp kami compare yg backdated version... hehehe

cerita lawak pasai pilihanraya...

kodok ngorok... lagu nak seru hujan

                    

            Apr 25, 2013 | lagu kodok ngorok... nak seru hujan... singer is not seen in this video.. #shylorr by fadz23 on Keek.com

well baru2 ni sgt panas.. rupa2nya kat usm ni 33 darjah celcius... huhu panas dowh... 

so bila dh panas sgt.. mula laa mai idea mengarut.. menyanyi konon2 bleh seru panggil hujan turun... 

so i pun menyamar la jadi katak... maka terhasil laa video klip (eh video klip ke??)... i nyanyi lagu kodok ngorok.. n amazingly mmg hujan turun lebat lepas tu... 

hahahaa nk buat mcm mana suara x sedap mcm katak... tu pasal laa korang bleh dengar suara je.. but x nampak muka i.. coz suara i x sedap lorr.. malu nk nyanyi tayang muka.. hehehe x kisah laa suara x sedap pun.. janji hujan turun.. n x panas lagi.. yeayyy [sambil lompat katak ;) ]

p/s: suara i bunyi macam kartun.. hehehe 

Don't mess with women!

A lady gets pulled over for speeding

Woman: "Is there a problem,Officer?"

Officer: "Ma'am,you were speeding."

Woman: "Oh,I see."

Officer: "Can I see your license please?"

Woman: "I'd give it to you but but I don't have one."

Officer: "Don't have one?"

Woman: "Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving."

Officer: "I see....
Can I see your vehicle registration please."

Woman: "I can't do that."

Officer: "Why not?"

Woman: "I stole this car."

Officer: "Stole it?"

Woman: "Yes,and I killed and hacked up the owner."

Officer: "You what?"

Woman: "His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see."

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls
for back up.

Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car.

A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: "Ma'am,could you step out of your vehicle please!"

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: "Is there a problem sir?"

Officer 2: "One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and
murdered the owner."

Woman: "Murdered the owner?"

Officer 2: "Yes,could you open the trunk of your car,please."

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: "Is this your car,ma'am?"

Woman: "Yes,here are the registration papers."

The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: "One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
license."

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to
the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: "Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a
license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the
owner."

Woman: "I Bet the liar told you I was speeding too..!" :

Moral:
Don't mess with women!

tips and tricks for keyboard shortcuts...

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Keyboard Shorcuts (Microsoft Windows)

1. CTRL+C (Copy)
2. CTRL+X (Cut)
3. CTRL+V (Paste)
4. CTRL+Z (Undo)
5. DELETE (Delete)
6. SHIFT+DELETE (Delete the selected item permanently without placing the item in the Recycle Bin)
7. CTRL while dragging an item (Copy the selected item)
8. CTRL+SHIFT while dragging an item (Create a shortcut to the selected item)
9. F2 key (Rename the selected item)
10. CTRL+RIGHT ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning of the next word)
11. CTRL+LEFT ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning of the previous word)
12. CTRL+DOWN ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning of the next paragraph)
13. CTRL+UP ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning of the previous paragraph)
14. CTRL+SHIFT with any of the arrow keys (Highlight a block of text)
SHIFT with any of the arrow keys (Select more than one item in a window or on the desktop, or select text in a document)
15. CTRL+A (Select all)
16. F3 key (Search for a file or a folder)
17. ALT+ENTER (View the properties for the selected item)
18. ALT+F4 (Close the active item, or quit the active program)
19. ALT+ENTER (Display the properties of the selected object)
20. ALT+SPACEBAR (Open the shortcut menu for the active window)
21. CTRL+F4 (Close the active document in programs that enable you to have multiple documents opensimultaneou sly)
22. ALT+TAB (Switch between the open items)
23. ALT+ESC (Cycle through items in the order that they had been opened)
24. F6 key (Cycle through the screen elements in a window or on the desktop)
25. F4 key (Display the Address bar list in My Computer or Windows Explorer)
26. SHIFT+F10 (Display the shortcut menu for the selected item)
27. ALT+SPACEBAR (Display the System menu for the active window)
28. CTRL+ESC (Display the Start menu)
29. ALT+Underlined letter in a menu name (Display the corresponding menu) Underlined letter in a command name on an open menu (Perform the corresponding command)
30. F10 key (Activate the menu bar in the active program)
31. RIGHT ARROW (Open the next menu to the right, or open a submenu)
32. LEFT ARROW (Open the next menu to the left, or close a submenu)
33. F5 key (Update the active window)
34. BACKSPACE (View the folder onelevel up in My Computer or Windows Explorer)
35. ESC (Cancel the current task)
36. SHIFT when you insert a CD-ROMinto the CD-ROM drive (Prevent the CD-ROM from automatically playing)

Dialog Box - Keyboard Shortcuts
1. CTRL+TAB (Move forward through the tabs)
2. CTRL+SHIFT+TAB (Move backward through the tabs)
3. TAB (Move forward through the options)
4. SHIFT+TAB (Move backward through the options)
5. ALT+Underlined letter (Perform the corresponding command or select the corresponding option)
6. ENTER (Perform the command for the active option or button)
7. SPACEBAR (Select or clear the check box if the active option is a check box)
8. Arrow keys (Select a button if the active option is a group of option buttons)
9. F1 key (Display Help)
10. F4 key (Display the items in the active list)
11. BACKSPACE (Open a folder one level up if a folder is selected in the Save As or Open dialog box)

Microsoft Natural Keyboard Shortcuts
1. Windows Logo (Display or hide the Start menu)
2. Windows Logo+BREAK (Display the System Properties dialog box)
3. Windows Logo+D (Display the desktop)
4. Windows Logo+M (Minimize all of the windows)
5. Windows Logo+SHIFT+M (Restorethe minimized windows)
6. Windows Logo+E (Open My Computer)
7. Windows Logo+F (Search for a file or a folder)
8. CTRL+Windows Logo+F (Search for computers)
9. Windows Logo+F1 (Display Windows Help)
10. Windows Logo+ L (Lock the keyboard)
11. Windows Logo+R (Open the Run dialog box)
12. Windows Logo+U (Open Utility Manager)
13. Accessibility Keyboard Shortcuts
14. Right SHIFT for eight seconds (Switch FilterKeys either on or off)
15. Left ALT+left SHIFT+PRINT SCREEN (Switch High Contrast either on or off)
16. Left ALT+left SHIFT+NUM LOCK (Switch the MouseKeys either on or off)
17. SHIFT five times (Switch the StickyKeys either on or off)
18. NUM LOCK for five seconds (Switch the ToggleKeys either on or off)
19. Windows Logo +U (Open Utility Manager)
20. Windows Explorer Keyboard Shortcuts
21. END (Display the bottom of the active window)
22. HOME (Display the top of the active window)
23. NUM LOCK+Asterisk sign (*) (Display all of the subfolders that are under the selected folder)
24. NUM LOCK+Plus sign (+) (Display the contents of the selected folder)
25. NUM LOCK+Minus sign (-) (Collapse the selected folder)
26. LEFT ARROW (Collapse the current selection if it is expanded, or select the parent folder)
27. RIGHT ARROW (Display the current selection if it is collapsed, or select the first subfolder)

Shortcut Keys for Character Map
After you double-click a character on the grid of characters, you can move through the grid by using the keyboard shortcuts:
1. RIGHT ARROW (Move to the rightor to the beginning of the next line)
2. LEFT ARROW (Move to the left orto the end of the previous line)
3. UP ARROW (Move up one row)
4. DOWN ARROW (Move down one row)
5. PAGE UP (Move up one screen at a time)
6. PAGE DOWN (Move down one screen at a time)
7. HOME (Move to the beginning of the line)
8. END (Move to the end of the line)
9. CTRL+HOME (Move to the first character)
10. CTRL+END (Move to the last character)
11. SPACEBAR (Switch between Enlarged and Normal mode when a character is selected)
Microsoft Management Console (MMC)
Main Window Keyboard Shortcuts
1. CTRL+O (Open a saved console)
2. CTRL+N (Open a new console)
3. CTRL+S (Save the open console)
4. CTRL+M (Add or remove a console item)
5. CTRL+W (Open a new window)
6. F5 key (Update the content of all console windows)
7. ALT+SPACEBAR (Display the MMC window menu)
8. ALT+F4 (Close the console)
9. ALT+A (Display the Action menu)
10. ALT+V (Display the View menu)
11. ALT+F (Display the File menu)
12. ALT+O (Display the Favorites menu)

MMC Console Window Keyboard Shortcuts
1. CTRL+P (Print the current page or active pane)
2. ALT+Minus sign (-) (Display the window menu for the active console window)
3. SHIFT+F10 (Display the Action shortcut menu for the selected item)
4. F1 key (Open the Help topic, if any, for the selected item)
5. F5 key (Update the content of all console windows)
6. CTRL+F10 (Maximize the active console window)
7. CTRL+F5 (Restore the active console window)
8. ALT+ENTER (Display the Properties dialog box, if any, for theselected item)
9. F2 key (Rename the selected item)
10. CTRL+F4 (Close the active console window. When a console has only one console window, this shortcut closes the console)
Remote Desktop Connection Navigation
1. CTRL+ALT+END (Open the Microsoft Windows NT Security dialog box)
2. ALT+PAGE UP (Switch between programs from left to right)
3. ALT+PAGE DOWN (Switch between programs from right to left)
4. ALT+INSERT (Cycle through the programs in most recently used order)
5. ALT+HOME (Display the Start menu)
6. CTRL+ALT+BREAK (Switch the client computer between a window and a full screen)
7. ALT+DELETE (Display the Windows menu)
8. CTRL+ALT+Minus sign (-) (Place a snapshot of the active window in the client on the Terminal server clipboard and provide the same functionality as pressing PRINT SCREEN on a local computer.)
9. CTRL+ALT+Plus sign (+) (Place asnapshot of the entire client window area on the Terminal server clipboardand provide the same functionality aspressing ALT+PRINT SCREEN on a local computer.)

Microsoft Internet Explorer Keyboard Shortcuts
1. CTRL+B (Open the Organize Favorites dialog box)
2. CTRL+E (Open the Search bar)
3. CTRL+F (Start the Find utility)
4. CTRL+H (Open the History bar)
5. CTRL+I (Open the Favorites bar)
6. CTRL+L (Open the Open dialog box)
7. CTRL+N (Start another instance of the browser with the same Web address)
8. CTRL+O (Open the Open dialog box,the same as CTRL+L)
9. CTRL+P (Open the Print dialog box)
10. CTRL+R (Update the current Web )

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funny facts of life

:)

cara2 nak menjaga handphone (troll version)

10 TIPS PENJAGAAN HANDPHONE (HP), SMARTPHONE, TABLET DAN SEANGKATAN DENGANNYA..

1. Jangan menggoyang-goyangkan HP semasa signal lemah atau tiada. Hal ini akan membuat si HP pening & mual..

2. Jangan charge HP anda terlalu lama (setelah bateri sudah full) Hal ini akan membuat bateri anda bunting/ melembung.. Jika itu terjadi, belum tentu anda mahu bertanggungjawa b & sanggup menikahinya..

3. Jangan terlalu sering bermain game di HP.. Cubalah serius dengannya. Di dunia ini tidak ada yg mahu dipermainkan..seperti anda juga..

4. Jangan terlalu kuat memicit keypad atau skrin sesentuh HP anda. Jika ini berlaku, HP anda akan mengalami cirit-birit lalu tercirit..

5. Cucilah HP anda seminggu sekali agar bersih dari noda, bau & virus. Bayangkan jika anda tidak mandi seminggu.. Begitu juga dengan HP anda..

6. Pakaikan baju / jaket yang tebal pada HP anda. Hal ini akan membuat HP anda berasa lebih nyaman dan selesa serta tahan masuk angin..

7. Jangan terlalu sering mengisi topup kredit yang murah (RM5). Hal ini akan membuat HP anda berasa rendah diri. Semakin mahal semakin tinggi harga dirinya..

8. Gunakan Facebook bersubsidi (0.facebook).. Hal ini akan menjimatkan kredit HP anda..

9. Jangan penuhi HP anda dengan sms dari skandal atau pasangan curang anda. Jika kantoi, maka akan melayanglah nyawa HP anda (mungkin nyawa anda juga turut melayang).

10. Jika anda sedang stress, lemparlah HP pada tempat yang empuk / lembut. Hal ini akan mengelakkan HP anda dari patah hati/tulang belakang

hehehe jangan marah naa... saja bua syok2 je ni.. by the way i copy n paste from amazing nara :)

hamba zaman dulu dan hamba zaman sekarang...

nasib laa aku student, so x de laa jadi hamba kad kredit.. tapi hamba gak laa hamba kat buku.. huhu...

funny story between accounting n medical students

One day, two students were in a room. 

One was studying medicine & the other was studying accounting. 

The one doing accounting, was cleaning his wardrobe and suddenly, 

he saw ants coming out and going into his wardrobe.

As he was checking for the cause of the invasion, he saw that there was a packet of sugar in his ward.

He opened it, and saw that some were dead. 

He asked the medical student for the reason the ants are dying, 

the medical student replied "May be they died of diabetes." :D

kalau dah salah tu tetap salah laa....

hahahha... nasib laa sapa suruh parking merata2... terbaik laa management shopping complex ni...

credit to: jiwang.org

yuna apa??

haa malam ni ramai laa orang melayan anugerah juara lagu kan.. termasuk laa aku.. huhu x sedar diri sungguh laa aku ni... nak exam pun dok mengadap tv lagi... tp tu laa terpengaruh sebab masa mula2 aku terlepas ombak rindu tp bila mai tang part aweera nyanyi tu memang kerja dok melekat kat depan tv laa... hehehe

well ni nak citer masa aizat nyanyi lagu yuna..... begina ceritanya (ikut style boboi)

mak : owwhhh baru tau nama yuna tu yunalis

aku : ha'ah laa.. nama penuh dia yunalis zarai...

mak : haa??? (muka tercengang)

aku : apsal u dok buat terkejut plak ni...

mak : nama yuna apa tadi??

aku : nama dia yunalis zarai

mak : haahahhaha memang aku silap dengaq laa tadi...

aku : u dengar apa tadi??

mak : i dengar nama yuna tu... "yunalis darai"

hhahahaha bengong betul... habis x bleh concentrate nak tengok tv masa aizat nyanyi... 

aku memang gelak besar laa.. hahaha mak aku ni ada je... 

tp ni bukan dia buat lawak.. dia silap dengar.. 

kesian yuna.. alahai mak aku ni :P

P/S: nasib baik lagu yuna menang.. yeayyy "terukir di bintang, tak mungkin hilang cintaku padamu :)"

parah kalau ada atuk dan cucu yang perangai macam ni.. hehe

new definitions.. fun thing :)

Fantastic Definitions


School:

A place where father pays & son plays


Life Insurance: 

A contract that keeps u poor all your life

So that u can die rich.


Marriage: 

Its an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor’s degree & a woman gains her Masters.


Doctor: 

A person who kills your ills by pills & kills u by bills.

afraid of...

oh my god.. how can it be??

hahahha cuak giler muka anjing tu... hehhehe cute sungguh pic ni

tapi kalau sungguh laa anjing kawen ngan kucing.. 

agak2 laa kan keturunan depa tu nanti nak letak nama apa ye??

anjing + kucing = ancing/kuan/jingcing/kujing... huhu lol :P

manipulation of questions...

Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents
Police:Where does your parents live?
Me: With me
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbors house
Police: Where is your neighbor's house?
Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me

Police: Tell me
Me: Next to my house :)

new terms for MBA...

terms for mba.. only current student knows it.. hehehe :P

master of business administration = MBA = memang busy aje
sustainable development = SD = susah dude
financial management and accounting = FMA - account = fuyooo mamposs aarrr...
organizational behavior = OB = otak biol
global supply chain management = GSCM = gila susah cam mati
research methodology = RM = rasa meroyan