Don't mess with women!

A lady gets pulled over for speeding

Woman: "Is there a problem,Officer?"

Officer: "Ma'am,you were speeding."

Woman: "Oh,I see."

Officer: "Can I see your license please?"

Woman: "I'd give it to you but but I don't have one."

Officer: "Don't have one?"

Woman: "Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving."

Officer: "I see....
Can I see your vehicle registration please."

Woman: "I can't do that."

Officer: "Why not?"

Woman: "I stole this car."

Officer: "Stole it?"

Woman: "Yes,and I killed and hacked up the owner."

Officer: "You what?"

Woman: "His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see."

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls
for back up.

Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car.

A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: "Ma'am,could you step out of your vehicle please!"

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: "Is there a problem sir?"

Officer 2: "One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and
murdered the owner."

Woman: "Murdered the owner?"

Officer 2: "Yes,could you open the trunk of your car,please."

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: "Is this your car,ma'am?"

Woman: "Yes,here are the registration papers."

The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: "One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
license."

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to
the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: "Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a
license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the
owner."

Woman: "I Bet the liar told you I was speeding too..!" :

Moral:
Don't mess with women!

tanya lagi pasai kawen... aku jawab macam ni laa

kalau ada yang bertanya bila nak kawen?? ni jawapnya...

A : Nak nikah x ?
B : Insyaallah nak lah, Kan sunnah Rasulullah
A : Dah ada calon?
B : Alhmdulillah dah, kan dah ditulis oleh ALLAH
A : Siapa dia?
B : Insyaallah dia adalah lelaki pilihan ALLAH
A : Kenapa nak nikah dgn dia ?
B : Insyaallah memilih dia kerana ALLAH
A : Bagaimana nanti nak jumpa ?
B : Yakin je, ALLAH punya cara yg tak pernah kita duga, Percaya je dgn ALLAH
A : Laa, bila nak nikahnya ?
B : Hmm, ALLAH maha tahu bila waktu yg tepat dan terbaik
A : Jadi kat mana jumpanya ?
B : Tenang, masih di bumi ALLAH, kalau tak di dunia, Insyaallah di syurga ALLAH
A : Jadi ?
B : Serahkn pada ALLAH, niatkan untuk gapai redha-Nya, insyaAllah beres ~

do u have fear??

good quotes...

Life Is A Gift...

got this from facebook of my friend n sharing with u all :)

Life Is A Gift

Today before you think of saying an unkind word–
think of someone who can’t speak.

Before you complain about the taste of your food–
think of someone who has nothing to eat.

Before you complain about your husband or wife–
think of someone who is crying out to God for a companion.

Today before you complain about life–
think of someone who went too early to heaven.

Before you complain about your children–
think of someone who desires children but they’re barren.

Before you argue about your dirty house, someone didn’t clean or sweep–
think of the people who are living in the streets.

Before whining about the distance you drive–
think of someone who walks the same distance with their feet.

And when you are tired and complain about your job–
think of the unemployed, the disabled and those who wished they had your job.

But before you think of pointing the finger or condemning another–
remember that not one of us are without sin and we all answer to one maker.

And when depressing thoughts seem to get you down–
put a smile on your face and thank God you’re alive and still around.

Life is a gift – Live it, Enjoy it, Celebrate it, and Fulfill it.

:)

parah kalau ada atuk dan cucu yang perangai macam ni.. hehe

new definitions.. fun thing :)

Fantastic Definitions


School:

A place where father pays & son plays


Life Insurance: 

A contract that keeps u poor all your life

So that u can die rich.


Marriage: 

Its an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor’s degree & a woman gains her Masters.


Doctor: 

A person who kills your ills by pills & kills u by bills.

problems?? don't worry ok...

so, after this if we have problems.. 

just remember that problems come to test our strength..

so just face it... 

run away from problems = more disaster ;)

personality comes first

oh my god.. how can it be??

hahahha cuak giler muka anjing tu... hehhehe cute sungguh pic ni

tapi kalau sungguh laa anjing kawen ngan kucing.. 

agak2 laa kan keturunan depa tu nanti nak letak nama apa ye??

anjing + kucing = ancing/kuan/jingcing/kujing... huhu lol :P

manipulation of questions...

Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents
Police:Where does your parents live?
Me: With me
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbors house
Police: Where is your neighbor's house?
Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me

Police: Tell me
Me: Next to my house :)

law of everything :)

♥ Laws Of Life ♥

1)Law Of Telephone: When You Dial A Wrong Number, You Never Get A Busy Tone

2)Law Of Mechanical Repair: After Your Hands Become Coated With Grease Your Nose Will Begin To Itch

3)Law Of The Workshop: Any Tool, When Dropped, Will Roll To The Least Accessible Corner

4)Law Of The Alibi: If You Tell The Boss You Were Late For Work Because You Had A Flat Tire, The Next Morning You Will Have A Flat Tire

5)Bath Theorem: When The Body Is Immersed In Water, The Telephone Rings

6) Law Of Encounters: The Probability Of Meeting Someone You Know Increases When You Are With 

Someone You Don't Want To Be Seen With

7) Law Of The Result: When You Try To Prove To Someone That A Machine Won't Work, It Will

8) Law Of Bio mechanics: The Severity Of The Itch Is Inversely Proportional To The Reach

9) Theater Rule: People With The Seats At The Furthest From The Aisle Arrive Last

10) Law Of Coffee: As Soon As You Sit Down For A Cup Of Hot Coffee, Your Boss Will Ask You To Do Something Which Will Last Until The Coffee Is Cold

11) Law Of Proposal : After U Accept A Proposal You Will Get A Better One :-D

what is an appreciation?? read this and u will know

**Story of Appreciation**

One young academically excellent person went to apply for a managerial position in a big company.

He passed the first interview, the director did the last interview, made the last decision.


The director discovered from the CV that the youth's academic achievements were excellent all the way, from the secondary school until the postgraduate research,
Never had a year when he did not score.

The director asked,
"Did you obtain any scholarships in school?"
The youth answered "none".

The director asked,
" Was it your father who paid for your school fees?"
The youth answered,
"My father passed away when I was one year old, it was my mother who paid for my school fees.

The director asked,
" Where did your mother work?"
The youth answered,
"My mother worked as clothes cleaner.
The director requested the youth to show his hands.
The youth showed a pair of hands that were smooth and perfect.

The director asked,
" Have you ever helped your mother wash the clothes before?"
The youth answered,
"Never, my mother always wanted me to study and read more books.
Furthermore, my mother can wash clothes faster than me.

The director said,
"I have a request. When you go back today, go and clean your mother's hands, and then see me tomorrow morning.*

The youth felt that his chance of landing the job was high. When he went back, he happily requested his mother to let him clean her hands. His mother felt strange, happy but with mixed feelings, she showed her hands to the kid.

The youth cleaned his mother's hands slowly. His tear fell as he did that. It was the first time he noticed that his mother's hands were so wrinkled, and there were so many bruises in her hands. Some bruises were so painful that his mother shivered when they were cleaned with water.

This was the first time the youth realized that it was this pair of hands that washed the clothes everyday to enable him to pay the school fee. The bruises in the mother's hands were the price that the mother had to pay for his graduation, academic excellence and his future.

After finishing the cleaning of his mother's hands, the youth quietly washed all the remaining clothes for his mother.

That night, mother and son talked for a very long time.

Next morning, the youth went to the director's office.

The Director noticed the tears in the youth's eyes, asked:
" Can you tell me what have you done and learned yesterday in your house?"

The youth answered,
" I cleaned my mother's hand, and also finished cleaning all the remaining clothes'

The Director asked,
" please tell me your feelings."

The youth said,
Number 1,
I know now what is appreciation. Without my mother, there would not the successful me today.
Number 2,
By working together and helping my mother, only I now realize how difficult and tough it is to get something done.
Number 3,
I have come to appreciate the importance and value of family relationship.

The director said,
" This is what I am looking for to be my manager. I want to recruit a person who can appreciate the help of others, a person who knows the sufferings of others to get things done, and a person who would not put money as his only goal in life. You are hired.

Later on, this young person worked very hard, and received the respect of his subordinates. Every employee worked diligently and as a team. The company's performance improved tremendously.

A child, who has been protected and habitually given whatever he wanted, would develop "entitlement mentality"and would always put himself first. He would be ignorant of his parent's efforts.
When he starts work, he assumes that every person must listen to him, and when he becomes a manager, he would never know the sufferings of his employees and would always blame others.
For this kind of people, who may be good academically, may be successful for a while, but eventually would not feel sense of achievement.
He will grumble and be full of hatred and fight for more. If we are this kind of protective parents, are we really showing love or are we destroying the kid instead?*

You can let your kid live in a big house, give him a Driver & Car for going around, Eat a Good Meal, learn Piano, Watch a Big Screen TV. But when you are Cutting Grass, please let them experience it. After a Meal, let them Wash their Plates and Bowls together with their Brothers and Sisters. Tell them to Travel in Public Bus, It is not because you do not have Money for Car or to Hire a Maid, but it is because you want to Love them in a right way. You want them to understand, no matter how rich their parents are, one day their hair will Grow Grey, same as the Mother of that young person. The most important thing is your kid learns how to appreciate the effort and experience the difficulty and learns the ability to work with others to get things done..

kalau laa betul macam ni kan bagus...

aiiiyyyaaa u r so slow mehhh...

hahahaha... kalau si bocheh sahih kompem blah dah... dia tu bukan tau sabaq :P

if only.. yeaahh in your dreams...

memang saya kaki tido.. tapi...

ketat itu bahaya..

hehehehe :P

hang kena dengaq ni.. aku nak habaq mai...

hahahahha... macam rupa bocheh plak kucing ni... ermm nasib x de budak kecik kat rumah aku.. kalau x jenuh dok dengaq temberang bocheh... cukup laa takat dia kuat keriau (mengiau).. 

tu pun dah pening kepala... kalau dia bleh bg "nasihat"... ermm lagi laa pening kepala.. 

heheeheh :P

sayang menyayang

comel kan... aduhaiiii tengok gambar ni rasa sayu je.. tengok laa mata anak monyet tu.. macam sedih je... ermm monyet pun tau sayang haiwan lain... so kepada yg suka lastik burung or monyet.. please stop it... jangan menyeksa binatang, depa pun ada perasaan...