old saw... new teeth

times are always changing... and so is the wisdom that parents impart to their children... here are some modern takes an old standbys


THEN: No TV until your homework is done.
NOW: No net surfing, no Facebook, no Twitter, no Youtube until your homework is finished.


THEN: That phone is going to attached to your ear.
NOW: If you can't reach me at the office, try the gym... or there' always my cell phone, twitter, facebook, myspace...


THEN: eat everything on your plate.NOW: Heyyy watch your fat intake. There's heart disease in our family. Go for exercise and don't skip watching 'Biggest Loser Asia' ok...


THEN: I worked my fingers to the bone for you.
NOW: I worked my bones into carpal-tunnel syndrome for you.


THEN: Do you think i'm made of money?
NOW: Do you think i'm made of money?